My List of Humiliating Things!

My mistress wishes for me to post a list of the ten most humiating things about myself, so here it goes:

1. I lost my virginity to a blow-up doll
2. I haven't had sex with a girl in ten years
3. I am the proud owner of a 5" hard-on (condoms fall off of it)
4. I own and play with dildos
5. I once pissed my pants in the parking lot of a store, then had to go in and buy a new pair of pants explaining that I had an accident to the sales clerk.
6. I was once left sitting at a bar while my date left with another man. When she returned about an hour later, it was obvious that she had just had sex.
7. My (older) sister used to put make-up on me and dress me up, then make me serve her adn her friends "tea and cookies".
8. Whenever I go out to eat I have to order from the Kids menu and for a beverage I have to ask for a glass of warm milk.
9. I truly am a complete loser who deserves to be dominated and degraded for the amusement of women.
10. I was forced to humiliate myself in front of an old female friend of mine who managed a store at the mall over the course of several days. things I had to do:

• change into a pair of panties in her back-room bathroom
• throw away all my mens underwear in front of her
• buy humiliating clothing and then model it for her while she took pictures

New Duties

Today my mistress made me go into Victoria's Secret and ask them if they had any bras that would fit me. The sales girl asked me what size I was, and I didn't know so they busted out the tape measure and measured me for a bra right there in the middle of the store for all to see. I was so embarrassed, but I know that the ladies had lots to talk about after I left the store.

Update

Well everyone, I've been busy! I've been in training and so far I've had to purchase a new pair of panties from Victoria's Secret every day, then throw a pair of my "male" underwear in the garbage in the presense of a woman that was talking to my mistress on the phone. I had to do this until all my "male" underwear was gone and I had only panties left to wear. I now wear panties exclusively underneath my clothing every day. I must admit that with my tiny package, they do fit better than "real men's" underwear ever did. My mistress has been very good at showing me that my tiny little cock is worthless to women, and that the only real pleasure I can give to a woman is through amusement. She promises me that she will show me how I can serve women and bring satisfaction into their lives without the use of my truly worthless penis. I can't wait!!!

A CHALLENGE FROM MY GODDESS

Well, my Sweet Goddess Hannah has issued a challenge between me and another of her callers who she made stick his head in a toilet.....(lol). Anyway it is between me and him to see who can get some Ginger Root, carve it into the shape of a finger, and shove it up our ass. (This, I hear is, comparable to sticking a blow torch up your ass) It will be done while on the phone with her, and I can't speak for him, but I will document the whole thing with pics, and maybe some video for her. My Goddess is in another of her moods where my little wee wee, and my slut ass will be abused for her amusement. I love to serve her Greatness, so I live for moments like this. My Goddess is the most amazing woman to ever grace this earth, and there is nothing I have found yet that I won't do for her. I'll let you all know how it goes.
sissyboy mike

Wonderful Idea

I have just finished reading my Sweet Goddess Hannah's blog this morning, and there is this guy she made get a dog tag reading "slut boy"! He is collared and tagged. I love it. You should go check it out at www.teasingtemptress.com/blog/, and while you are there you should start playing her "Word of the Day" game. My Wonderful Goddess and Miss Lilah are worth every penny!
I want to show my devotion to my sweet Goddess in a similar fashion. I am looking for a shop that does the engraving, as none of the local pet shops here do that. Why, I don't know.....if I was a pet shop owner I think I would engrave dog tags, wouldn't you? I will keep looking, and please leave me some ideas as to what you would like to see engraved on it. I am leaning towards "Property of...." or "If lost, please return to...." Let's have some fun with it....and send me some more ideas. The more humiliating and degrading the better, and I will try to find a shop with an attractive lady working there, so she can get a laugh out of it as well.

Forever Goddess Hannah's Slave

sissyboy mike

The Many Reasons I Need My Goddess Hannah

Here are just some of the reasons I need my Sweet Goddess Hannah in my life.

1. I am worthless
2. I am a loser
3. I have a tiny 2-inch dickie
4. I am a slut
5. I need direction in my worthless life
6. I am pathetic
7. I need to be reminded about where my place is in life
8. I have too much money, and she has too little
9. I have meaning in my life when she is in it
10. I need to hear how pathetic I am on a daily basis
11. I like to make My Goddess happy
12. I need help to punish myself properly for being born

These are just a few of the reasons My Goddess Hannah is such an important person in my life. She really does give me meaning and purpose in my pathetic life. Her laughter and amusement is what I live for.

Second Life

I want to tell everyone about something I have found. I have went to www.secondlife.com and got a free account. I made myself an avatar and spend all my free time flying around telling everyone about my goddess Hannah. I tell them how sweet and special she is, and how she makes my life complete. I had quite a lengthy conversation with one lady who laughed hesterically when I told her how my goddess had me bounce on the handle of a hammer while she laughed at me. This lady found that very amusing. Anyway, if you haven't checked out this Site, it is amazingly real, and you interact with actual people from all around the world. The people are suprisingly freindly and pleasant. Once in a while you will run into an asshole, but not very often. I have found that this is an excellent way to promote my devotion to my Sweet Goddess Hannah.